Sensing a juicy marketing opportunity, the usual suspects are on parade, especially that annoying Hindenburg Omen guy.
Instead of raindancing (you dance as long as it takes for it to rain, then claim credit), someone should show him how to create a perfect track record and get money out of 1/8 of the audience every time. From Bodie, Kane and Marcus, 9th Edition.

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